Oh lord! I’ve just returned from Italia (I won a free flight there from this Metamucil contest I won. Crazy how something bad can turn into something as beautiful as Firenze!) On my flight there, actually, I sat next to a woman in First Class - briefly, because it wasn’t my seat - and it turns out she know the Kardashian Family. Obviously I was at first unwilling to talk, my arms crossed and shaking my head saying “Friends of OJ Simpson, Friends of OJ Simpson” repeatedly. Eventually, a flight attendant, can you call a male flight attendant that?, escorted me away from the woman and back to my seat. Thank God! I always find myself meeting famous people simply because of the social circles I run in (I auditioned for Star Search as a tween), but they can be so tainted, which is why I prefer to sit in Coach, and away from those types of people.
I was taken aback by the size of Michelangelo’s penis. I wasn’t sure if it should’ve been bigger or smaller, but it certainly had me at “Hello!” The David’s wasn’t bad either!!! I kid, I kid.
So, you can tell my vacation was filled to the brim with travel and exploration. In fact, I offered my services to an Asian tour group who seemed lost. I took half the group and led them out on my personal Italian tour de’force. I would up leaving them near some McDonald’s by the train station because of our speaking barrier. We never found the other half of the group, but I’m sure they were fine.
Until my next video, Ciao!
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